duck-shaped pain

• I keep writing the phrase "output device" in the documentation I'm writing as "putput device"

• I didn't realize until about 3 p.m. that I had an enormous noodle stuck to the lower front of my shirt all day

• I brought a CD to work and played it quietly on my computer. Someone comes in, hears my CD playing, cocks their head quizzically like a dog that's just heard the can opener, and asks me, "Is the copier broken? Is that what I hear?"

• I forget to eat both breakfast and lunch (dunno where that noodle came from)

• Even though it's 20 degrees outside, I forgot to wear socks with my clogs

• I actually sat through ten minutes of Cops: The Ten Greatest Moments before realizing, "Hey, I hate this."

• I went the store and nearly buy a complete set of bright yellow-and-purple striped plates, even though I completely hate yellow and have no need for any more plates

• I came home and realized an hour later that I still had my coat on. And it's not cold inside.

So, on those lines, I'm going to Denver. I won't be back until Monday. See you then.

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