duck-shaped pain

• "bastard futon"

• "bra rustling" (!!!)

• "Converse love"

• "clog fetish" (again � "clog fetish" always comes courtesy of the German version of Google)

• "tiny duck"

• "duck instructions"

• "duck noodle"

• "ghost poop"

• "nasty tater + man"

• "stucco havoc"

• "teeth brunetti"

• "back hair weakness"

• "50s refrigerator + cheapo"

• "mail an eggplant"

• "pocket curry"

• "Pocky wrapper"

• "Idaho Spud" (on a daily basis)

• "fat-fighting pantyhose"

• "i hate beat happening"

• "uncomfortable costume"

• "what is my favorite canned soup"

• "runaway shirt"

• "shampooed gay guy"

• "cilantro surprise"

• "gas asshole"

• "bottom of the barrel"

• "cat hair hole"

• "sweet potato plan"

• "giant wedge sandwich"

• "depressing cocoon"

• "bleaching"

• "beer pass"

• "donut print pajamas"

• "tomato county"

Good thing I don't get a lot of weird ones.

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