duck-shaped pain

Proving once again, that things in real life are much weirder than anything you make up, I present my third installment of Random Google Hits, or, I Bet I Can Find Something About This If I Try Hard Enough�Elt;/P>

• "A Picture of Kitchen Bouquet" -- from the Chinese version of Google. I think they were looking for a flower bouquet, but I was talking about the liquid seasoning in a bottle type of stuff.

• "skirt +"pulled over" +ticket"

• "+stereolab +book +transient"

• "+where +are her shoes" -- like I know, or something.

• "certain duck" -- any request with "duck" in it, I get, automatically. Some make sense. Many others do not.

• "chatty chatty bla bla" -- yeah, I liked that movie when I was a kid, too.

• "comic stripe pic"

• "eggplant porn"

• "gaped celebrity pussy" -- I probably really disappointed these people.

• "godspeed black emperor underwear" -- for the ultimate fan.

• "horses suck and duck"

• "how to pronounce shiitake" -- well, duh: shit-ache.

• "ice cubes shaped like a duck"

• "just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in by kenny rogers" -- at least they knew exactly what they wanted�E

• "maso photo pain"

• "mean duck"

• "monkey vs. robot movie" -- I'd look for that, too.

• "pictures of Corn Flakes"

• "plastic entry duck"

• "fish oil pocky" -- why that variety isn't available in this country, I'll never know.

• "yam tribute" -- and what vegetable would deserve it more?

• "prunes AND noodles" -- sometimes you don't want to have to choose between them�Elt;/P>

• "swam OR water OR swimming pool OR pool +"prom dress" -died" -- yeah, eliminating the death part narrows it down a lot�Elt;/P>

• "tengo dresses"

• "the figure of duck"

• "the man sho shot Libery Valance" -- Ha ha, I thought. Someone who can't spell Liberty. Then I looked at the page of mine that the search brought up, and what do you know, I can't spell it either�Elt;/P>

• "took a nap + I was asleep" -- that's the goal, right?

• "trucks +tits" -- I was no. 2 for this one�Elt;/P>

• "no -legs she -jokes ain't" -- someone was determined to find whatever this random string of words means, for my page was the 352nd result found.

• "she has no legs" - brought to you by the German Google.