duck-shaped pain

A: A stick. [1]

[1] Okay, that's not my joke. I read it a couple of weeks ago (somewhere on the Internet) and it continues to amuse me to this day. However, I am sharing it with you today because I woke up with a start at 4:30 this morning and the first thing that popped into my head was the above. Puzzling. It's a real third-grade sort of joke, but everyone needs one or two of them in their repertoire.

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