duck-shaped pain

Two pieces of interesting spam arrived today in my inbox. One was an ad for some CD, targeted at "those who bow down to the gods of Nordic metal!" Following on its heels was something that sought to inform me about a Very Important Website, taunting me this promise:

The World's Most Distinguished Dentistry Scholars Are All Here!
We Provide You With Moving Images Of Dentistry Procedures!

Sign me up.

Two excellent search engine hits, too:

"how do I zone for sluts" (a question any city planning board must deal with)

and

"canned soup competition loser" (everyone knows it's cream of celery)

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