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14 June 2001
The Four Seasons of Shaved Chicken Diagram
Today is monsoon season here in the Grand Valley. Other parts of the world have season-length monsoon seasons -- ours just lasts a few days, if that. But what we lack in length, we make up for in quantity. There is an impressive amount of rain out there, believe me.I was going to make gazpacho today, but it's just not the day for cold tomatoey anything. I'm not sure what today is good for, really. What it is a good day for is cleaning out my list of weird search engine hits. Yes, it's a cop-out, something that just sort of masquerades as an entry, but it's getting to be a big list. And it's a weekend. Light traffic about these parts on a weekend�. - "how to make a dog turn blue"
- "beware of wearing capes in public" -- I agree wholeheartedly.
- "armadillo unpacking"
- "humidity must be destroyed"
- "aloof dog"
- "big duck sex" and, 20 minutes later, "enormous duck sex"
- "are box springs necessary?"
- "bust her ass again"
- "clothes for smaller women"
- "noodle anus"
- "I hate Wyoming"
- "no college picture"
- "denny's Portland -hate"
- "Chinese duck stomach"
- "eggplant pussy picture"
- "eggplant porn"
- "FAT PANTYHOSE LAND" -- typing in all caps makes the search go faster..
- "google is a bastard"
- "hot anus"
- "HOW DO I LEARN WOODPECKER"
- "humming monitor"
- "Japanese flight attendant screwed"
- "glico nutrition free"
- "www.tiny peaches.com"
- "why don't my pants fit anymore?"
- "urpy"
- "the most tragic dog"
- "toy, vibrating lobster"
- "today it will be sunny"
- "attack me on the bus"
- "powerpoint chicken"
- "how does it go away?"
- "smack Kim Gordon again"
- "my over-excited duck"
- "strange shaped penis"
- "the hairiest men"
- "soothing to my sickness"
- "sesame street is the shit"
- "sheer idiocy"
- "shaved meat friend"
- "how are regional candy brands?"
- "previous QVC hosts"
- "wiener angel"
- "free pictures of burritos"
- "odd obsessions" - the theme of this entire journal
- "nutfuck"
- "my jaw hurts"
- "elderly people have no hope"
- "my border collie is smarter than me"
- "not really a city is an smelly"
- "Mexico porn" -- when that didn't work, they tried "porn de Mexico"
- "my feet look fine"
- "picture of beet"
- "lunch time sneak attack"
- "beer utopia"
- "don't swim in my prom dress"
- "prom dress swim stories -death"
- "fat fighting television"
- "stop screaming at the duck"
- "lick me there diaryland"
- "my dog knows how to drive"
- "favorite cucumber"
- "is this my belly"
- "cheese breath"
- "cosmopolitan newest"
More Google hits entries: Son of "Shaved Chicken Diagram" Shaved Chicken Diagram III -- How The Gods Kill
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